I have been a number of things in my 37 years. I was The Fonz for a couple of years in the early 70s, later I became a gunfighter and in the mid-80s I was the next British Men’s Wimbledon Singles Champion. Of course, I quickly grew out of those things when it was pointed out to me that I was not, in fact, any of them. Writing often allows me to express my bitterness and regret at this revelation. I now spend my days developing my sense of humour. And before you ask, it’s coming on quite nicely, thanks. Contact me at: www.myspace.com/mgblackpage